Big D asked:

The ****** augmentation has altered her once perky ******* into deformed and uneven monstrosities that resemble clumps of clay.

The rhinoplasty made her nose look like it’s melting off her alarmingly masculine-looking face.

The unnecessary collagen injections into her lips make them look grossly unnatural and give the impression that she’s actually been stung by a queen bee.

The low-quality wigs and colored contact lenses completed her horrifying transformation into a weird Linda Blair/Little Girl Possessed By The Devil doppelganger.

Why did Kimberly Jones—at one time, a fairly adorable chocolate bunny—disfigure herself to the point where she’s now become what she would have looked like if she was born a man instead?

brown.eyed.vixen asked:

1.)”Old man river, he just keeps rolling along”
2,)”Brush up Shakespeare! Start quoting him now…”
3.)”Kids! I dont know whats wrong with these kids today!”
4.)”Keep it sunny! Keep it funny! Keep it ***!”
5.)”Its time to try defying gravity”
6.)”Today for you, tomorrow for me”
7.)”Its a grand night for singing, the stars are shining bright!”
8.)”Is this the little girl I carried?”
9.)”I dont know how to love him, what to do, how to move him”
10.)”Its telling me to hold you tight and dance like its the last night of the world”

The 1st who gets all or most (or most of it) right wil get points.